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melbourne, Victoria, Australia
30/03/1993 i like music, reading, minecraft and i like youtube :) nice to meet you, twitter.com/uyenhua

Thursday, January 27, 2011

My fanfic from year 9

in year 9 i started writing a fanfic, but i gave up after the third chapter or so. having redug it out again, i decided i should at least post it here since id planned it all out and everything. please excuse the cringeworthy cliches - i was, after all, a high school gal :D im starting a short story soon! i need a folio to send to soomp! cause theyre looking for writers for their upcoming magazine!!

00|| Prologue
At the start, you’d thought so lowly of me. I was just like an ant that you could step on and control. Someone you could easily bring down if you even bothered to look at me.
We were two different people from two completely different worlds. You were privileged while I had to work to get what I wanted.
You had everyone at your feet while I was thrown into a new, confronting world.

Then something happened.

And because of that, whatever happens, I know I’ll be ok.

01|| Start
“Ji Hye!!!” Jae Hyun shouted from the car as he once again pressed down on the car horn repeatedly. But I knew better then to let that distract me as I happily ate my cereal and giggled to myself. Today, I, Ji Hye, am starting my second year at high school at a new school. And my dear, loving and oh-so-caring oppa is going to that school too! ^O^!!

The car horn had stopped. O__O

5..4..3..2..1 BAM!
Jae Hyun stomped in and pulled me up from my daze with my school bag in his other hand. “God, you’re like a woman,” he muttered as he dragged me out the door.
<_<
“But I am one,”
He muttered to himself again before opening the car door and shoving me in. He got in from the other side and started up the car. And just like that, we were setting off on our first day of school. Well…for me anyway. Cause I forgot to go yesterday. So my dear, loving and oh-so-caring oppa decided to take me there himself.

I squealed with excitement as I thought about all that could happen at Seoul High. It’s been a while since I’ve been out. I looked at the scenery outside the window.

“Why did we move away from our parents anyway oppa?” I asked as I remembered that sudden day, 2 weeks ago, when umma had driven us here. She had not been in contact with us ever since. Well not with me anyway…

“You’re too young to know right now. We won’t be staying here long though don’t worry. Just until things are safer back at home,” Jae Hyun said, his eyes focusing on the road in front of him.
Safer? O_O
I started to laugh at how ridiculous it sounded until oppa started looking at me strangely.
“How can we be possibly in danger? Hehe. It’s not like we run a mafia or anything.” I chuckled again.

There was silence.
“OMG! We are?!?!?” I shouted in panic. “WE’RE GONNA DIE OPPA! WE’RE GONNA DIE!!!”
I grabbed onto his collar as I started screaming maniacally.
“JI HYE!” Jae Hyun roared, as the car went swerving to the side violently. I stopped, but let out a few more screams just for the sake of it.
“We’re not part of a mafia Ji Hye. But we are going to die if you don’t let go of my shirt so I can drive properly.”
I shoved him away from me and pouted. There was silence once again as he ignored all my tactics to grab his attention. I dramatically folded my arms together, adding my own sound affects to show him I was pissed at him.
“What now?” he said eyes staring intently at the road.
“Pfft. You’re such a noob.” I said. “I can probably drive this car better than you with my eyes closed.”
“You sound confident for someone who can’t tell their left from right,”
I ignored his remark, as he turned to park by what I assume, was school.
Before me now, stood a tall intimidating building with big words painted across the top. Seoul High.
Wanting to have a good first impression, I quickly patted down my dress and straightened my jumper, as I stepped out of the car. Jae Hyun had already walked ahead.
“Oppa wait!!” I ran after him. “How do I look? Is my dress too short? Too long? What about my hair? Or –“
“It’s not like people are going to notice you anyway,” he said and strolled into the building. “And we’re just in time Ji Hye because class is starting soon.”
I stood aside as oppa went to the reception and got my class details for me.
While I was waiting for him, I took a look around. There were a students walking across the hallways to their classes talking excitedly to each other. Some girls smiled to me from across the hallway and I timidly waved back.
“Babo, let’s go,” oppa said and started walking so quickly that I had to run next to him. He’d only been here a day and he seemed to know his way around the school already.
“Slow down,” I said ,frustrated, as I struggled to keep up.
“What do you mean slow down? I’m walking just like every other person. You just got short, stumpy legs you midget,” his finger poked my forehead as he said the last sentence.
He began walking again, this time much slower.
“You really got to train those legs of yours,” he said. “Cause then how are you going to run away?” the last bit he had said quietly. I was about to question him when he came to an abrupt stop but because of my slow reflexes, I smashed into the classroom door.
“Why’d you stop,” I mumbled painfully as my hands clutched my head.
“Because unlike you, I don’t like to smash into doors,” he said as he checked the classroom number. “Yep, this is the one. Now go inside and have fun. I’m sure they’re eager to have you,” oppa said sarcastically before turning around and leaving quickly.

….
…..
I stood there and studied the door for a long time before deciding that it would be a good idea to it and see my class. My hand reached out for the door knob when
BAM! SMASH!! BOOM!!! CLATTER!!!!
The door shook as a great force hit it. I whimpered and jumped back in fright as I heard a painful moan coming from the other side of the door. I heard something fall down. I curiously bent down so I could see under the door crack. There must have been something blocking it so I jabbed my little pinkie in it and heard a cry of pain. I yelped and quickly removed my hand.
“Excuse me,” a voice said. “are you alright?”
I looked up to see a guy looking down at me with an amused expression. He made wearing the uniform properly look so adorable, unlike those rebels who didn’t even bother to tuck their shirt in. = =”
“Hehe…umm…I’m fine,” I said awkwardly. I silently winced. It wasn’t everyday that someone finds you kneeling on the floor with your pinkie out. “I just…wanted to..stretch..?”
“Is this your class?” he said, leaning down as if I was some short kid.
“Yeh, thanks,” I said and turned away hoping he wouldn’t remember my face. I bit my tongue hard as I realized I’d said thanks for no reason.
“Well then I guess I’ll see you around,” he said and winked at me, walking off before I could say anything.
I stood up.
Cussing to myself, I finally decided to open the door before anyone else spotted me in a strange position.
With all my strength and will, I pulled the handle and pushed the door.
02|| Worst luck
To my horror, the door only budged an inch or two.
“Stupid door,” I muttered as I aggressively pushed hard against the door. I stood back, panting already. I ran up to the door and jumped at the door, putting all my body weight on it, but ended up rebounding and hitting the floor. I groaned in pain as I held onto my shoulder. Standing up I angrily kicked the door.
“Stupid door!” I shouted pushing it with all my might when it suddenly burst open. I feel in and once again stumbled to the floor. Hard.
I yelped in pain as I held onto both shoulders now. I’d never gotten hurt so much in ten minutes.
I didn’t realise I was no longer alone until I heard some laughter which quickly dissipated when I looked up. Staring down at me was what would be my class. One particular guy however caught my attention. He was tall and handsome and seemed to be the leader or something because everyone was behind him and looked much more inferior. Noticing that the look he was giving me was unpleasant I laughed awkwardly.
“Um..hehe..I think the door’s a little rusty.” I explained. “I. couldn’t open it….”
He gave me a long, hard look which scared me to the bone.
“Look behind you,” he said scarily, eyes narrowed and jaw clenched.
I turned my head to see a bruised and bashed up body lying by the door. Frightened I screamed (squeaked more like), as I leapt forward away from the body.
Right then, the whole class started laughing at me as I turned a bright shade of red.
I quickly stood up and looked down to hide my face. I clenched my teeth. Where was the teacher? I thought to myself. Or is that body the teacher? I shuddered. No wonder all the tables and chairs were sprawled all over the room, broken and in disarray.
“You new here? What’s your name?” the hot guy said.

“Yah!” he said loudly.
“Ji Hye!!” I said quickly.
There as a disturbing silence before he stepped around me and walked out of the room.

Phew!

That was some unrequired drama, but now that he was gone, I could properly get to know my class.
“Hi, I’m Lee Ji Hye. I just moved here two weeks ago. I hope we can be good friends,” I gave a polite bow and finally let my eyes travel along the class smiling.
I stood politely as I let my class inspect me, smile still plastered on my face. A strange silence followed until one girl finally made her way to me.
“Hi Ji Hye! I’m Eun Hyul,” Eun Hyul said kindly pulled me gently by the arm away from where I was standing.
“EVERYONE CLEAN UP THE ROOM!” she yelled at everyone else.
As soon as she had said this, the whole class sprang into action as intact chairs were finally put up again in their correct positions. It was quite amusing to watch. It seemed that Eun Hyul had control over the class.
“Are they always like this?” I asked her curiously.
“No. Not at all. They’re usually much harder to boss around,” she replied as she took a seat. “It’s because of Tae Suk, that’s they’re all shaken up like this.”
“Tae Suk?”
“Yeh, the guy you saw before. He’s a third year. Shouldn’t mess with him. He beat up Jin into a nasty pulp. Look at that ugly thing,” she explained as she pointed her long finger towards the guy lying on the floor.
“What did he do?”
“He said some nasty stuff about Hye In. she’s our previous Queenka. But she died so yeh…Tae Suk’s pretty heartbroken about it. He loved her…” Eun Hyul said as her eyes drifted off. “We all loved her. She was the best thing that happened to the school. Only person who could keep this school behaved…”
<_<
What the hell was she rambling on about?
I was starting to have high doubts about this school. The thought that I’d make normal friends was totally out of the question.
O______________O
“What’s so special about Hye In?”
As soon as I said that, I knew I shouldn’t have.
“YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND DO YOU??” she said maniacally as she grabbed onto my already aching shoulders. “She wasn’t one of those brats who acted like she was superior. She was actually nice and caring!!!”
Eun Hyul suddenly broke into tears and her shoulders shook violently.
O___O
Err…ok….
Instinctively, I gently patted her back. “It’s ok…? What about the new Queenka? I’m sure she’s just as thoughtful,”
“SHE’S A BITCH!!!”Eun Hyul screamed out so loudly that the whole class’s chatter died down to silence. It remained this way until Eun Hyul’s sobs eventually died down.
“Where’s the teacher?” I asked inquiringly.
No one seemed to hear me.
T_T
This was going to be a LONG day.
Eun Hyul sat down on her seat as did the class. All but Jin, who still lay sprawled across the entrance.
“Isn’t anyone going to help him?” I asked.
“You help him and Tae Suk will personally attend to you. I swear he will. Besides, Jin’s probably used to getting beaten up. I mean, look at him, he even has the nerve to smirk at this time.” She said as she pulled me down next to her.
= = He was not smirking, but groaning in utter pain.
“But we can’t just leave him there like that!” What was wrong with this class? They seemed to have no emotions at all.
“He deserved what he got. You know what he said? You want to know? He said that Hye In was a bitch!” she looked at me as if she just announced something really important-in which she hadn’t.
O_O
“Who’s that again?” I asked
“THE QUEENKA YOU BITCH!” she shouted exasperatedly.
That was enough to shut me up. Looking across the room Jin was still in pain while a few laughed at him.
“That’s it!” I said as I got up. “If you’re not going to help him then I will.”
Gathering up courage, I walked up to Jin ignoring the whispers that followed as my classmates checked me out from head to toe.
Up close, Jin wasn’t really as badly hurt as I had thought – which was a relief as I really believed that he was going to die. I stood there in front of him, fingers pressed against the fabric of my skirt. I turned around, wanting to go back now, but the class was looking, awaiting my next move.
I turned back to Jin, not wanting to be faced by the intense scrutinizing of my class.
“Uhhh…Jin?” I said bending down a bit to see his face. A bloody scar ran across his forehead and his left cheek was bruised up. His left ear was red and his lip was cut.
“Are you ok?” I asked and knew I shouldn’t have asked such a stupid question when he didn’t even had the strength to talk. Obviously. He was not ok.
Bending down, I poked him, trying to get a response.
He finally opened his eyes and stared right past me. Violently pushing my finger off me, he managed to sit up.
“Are you ok?” I asked again.
“Will you just fucken shut up with that question already?” he said rudely, cussing to himself.
I stood up abruptly. “Yeh? Well... you should be happy I even bothered with you!”
He looked up at me from his sitting position before looking at a guy seated behind me.
“Who the fuck is this crazy bitch man? She’s fucken ugly.”
<_<


He really meant that?
“Humph! And to think that you were dying too. Well…you should just DIE!” I said before turning back to my desk, knowing that I didn’t make sense at all.
Eun Hyul looked at me before getting her books out. “Told ya.”
The day was not going well at all.

03|| First encounter
Three days had past since I first started Seoul High and by now, I’d adjusted to the school and Eun Hyul’s random outbursts at the mention of Hye In, of whom she appeared to treasure dearly.
By now, I’d learnt to avoid Han Hyo Bin, the new Queenka who hung out with her other evil minions on the far side of the canteen. Although their face was caked with make-up, there was no denying that they were pretty and looked up upon at this school. They’d interrogated me the other day, asking of my social status, personal income and the likes. I did not qualify to become one of them.

Like I’d want to be anyway.

Seriously!

Ok so maybe a tad bit, but Eun Hyul was enough for me.
She’d also told me to avoid Tae Suk.

Flashback
“YOU ARE TO HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH HIM! HE IS FOREVER HYE IN’S! YOU STEAL HIM AWAY THEN YOU DIE GOT THAT!?” Eun Byul shouted as she shook my shoulders.
Shocked I nooded. “Like I’d be able to get him anyway. I cant even remember what he looks like,”
“GOOD!” she shouted.
I nodded again.
“Good,” she said.


“Cause you’re pretty you know. So don’t attract attention.” She said quietly.
This time, it was me who shook her shoulders.
“YOU REALLY THINK THAT? YOU DO?”
“BUT YOU START GOING AFTER TAE SUK, I SWEAR HYE IN WILL WALK OUT OF HER GRAVE AND CHOKE YOU.”
O_O
“I thought she was nice,”
And just like that, Eun Hyul went into one of her tantrums. Again.
End of Flashback

Tae Suk was a grade above us but two years older then us.
Let’s just say he’s not the most intelligent thing roaming around Earth.

“Come on. What are you doing?” Eun Hyul hollered as she shoved me forward.
Out of my state of daydream, I made way to our table in which we sat at everyday.
“So as I was saying, Hye In used to always wear this really cute belt. It was like…her trademark…”
Eun Hyul’s obsession was really getting out of hand.
= =
Suddenly, loud bickering and squeals were heard along the canteen.
“Oi make way ladies! Rare visit here!” a guy’s voice shouted as the girls made a pathway.
“Ahh! He’s coming!” girls shouted here and there, while less boy-crazed girls walked away from the canteen area. Looking across, I could see Queenka applying on make-up, while her little slaves fixed her hair.
Eun Hyul by now had stopped her rambling. Coming into the canteen was the guy I immediately recognized as Tae Suk and what would be his mates. The loud one that had been making a big thing about their entrance finally shut up.
The Queenka, Hyo Bin attached herself to his arm.
“Why hello oppa,” she said, her voice sweet.
“Why that bitch. If only Hye In was here…blah blah blah,” Eun Hyul was getting obsessive again.
Tae Suk’s eyes scanned the canteen, scrutinizing each and every face until he landed on me.
Then he started walking over, a smirk stretched out on his perfectly portioned face.
Uh oh.
Tae Suk’s probably gonna make a fool of me in front of the whole canteen.

Tae Suk stopped when he was close enough for me to find him intimidating.
“So…Lee Ji Hye,” he said as if it was the most distasteful name he’s ever said.
O__O
He looked me up and down before meeting my eyes again.
O__O
What can he possibly want to do with me?
O__O
“Lee. Jae. Hyun. He’s your brother yes?”
I nodded vigorously.
O__O
“Well then.” He stated.
I looked down, clearly not wanting to see his gaze pierce me.
Everyone was watching. 
It was a real pity. I’d planned on making a second friend.
“Jae. Hyun.” He said through gritted teeth. “I don’t like him.”
O__O
And?
There was really no reason for him to come here just to say that.
But then again, he’s stupid isn’t he?
“What are you trying to say huh?” Tae Suk suddenly questioned.
“Nothing,” I said quietly.
“You got nothing to say huh? Of course. Pity your brother’s got too much to say.”

And at that moment he laughed at me.

His mates quickly followed and soon, girls who loved him and everyone else started to laugh.
In other words, the whole canteen population was laughing at me. Do they even know why they’re laughing for? =-=
I’d never felt more humiliated in my whole entire life.
Ever Eun Hyul managed a few laughs. Hyo Bin on the other hand, was laughing the loudest. I never thought it was possible for a human to make such a perfect imitation of a hyena.
I held back a chuckle. Instincts told me now was not a good time to laugh. I was after all, still the subject of laughter.
I could feel Tae Suk’s stare.
“If I were your brother…” he began before leaning in.
“…I’d be careful. Very. Careful. Because shit happens. Don’t forget that.”
O______O
All that just to pass a message to my brother..?
^O^ He must be special!
Then I heard him walk away with his friends whistling and mucking about. As I looked up, one of them turned around to look at me, winked, and then walked away, hollering along with his friends.
Silence followed. Hyo Bin gave a satisfied smile before walking back to the table and the canteen filled with noise again, as if Tae Suk never came.
“Well now…” Eun Hyul said. “Let’s just pretend that never happened.”
I nodded.
At that moment, I decided that I hated Tae Suk. I hated him as much as vanilla ice-cream spilt on the little dusty floor.(Trust me, that happens)
In other words, I REALLY hated him.

04|| Potential trouble
I walked home alone, after having had waited for Jae Hyun to take me home. He failed to turn up.
I’d been wanting to ask him what the incident with Tae Suk was all about, but I hadn’t seen him since this morning, so here I was, walking home by myself in a place I hardly knew. Oh the joy of life! T_T
The house we had here was a cute little double story house that umma had bought at the last minute. I’d managed to plant some daisies in the front garden with some of the money umma had given us to survive alone for a while.
Flashback
“JI HYE! WHY DID YOU SPEND ALL OUR MONEY BUYING STUPID FLOWERS??! HOW ARE WE GONNA SURVIVE NOW?” Jae Hyun shouted towering over me as I planted daisies along the garden.

Umma had understood and sent us our supplies and Jae Hyun started working.

As I reached our house, I reached up to retie my hair which by now was a messy bun. That’s when I heard it.
The earsplitting sound of glass breaking. Stupidly, I ran up the front gate, aligned with daisies and burst through the front door.
There was silence.
I stretched out my tie hair, ready to flick anyone who appeared in front of me.

“Hello…?” I said quietly. “Jae?”
I stepped forward.
Suddenly a person appeared in front of me and I quickly released my tie hair, flicking him perfectly on the face.
“Hey!”
The person had his face covered, howling in pain. “My eye! Ji Hye! What was that for?”
“Jae?” I said as I stepped forward.
“Who else would I be?”
“Jae!” I leapt at him, hitting him as hard as I could. “I thought there a robber in here trying to steal our vase,”
He gave me a dry look.
“Why a vase of all things?”
“I heard glass break.” I explained. “And anyway, why didn’t you pick me up? I was waiting for-”
Jae was running up the steps at this point, going up two steps at a time. Pfft. Like I couldn’t do that.
“Where did you hear it?” he asked as he opened the doors.
Confused, I ran up the stairs to where he stood, at the entrance of his room. I joined him there to see what had disturbed him so much.
I gasped as I looked at his room.
Everything had been thrown around, the bed flipped and books scrawled everywhere. But what caught my attention the most was the broken window.
His room was a total mess. He was home all this time too. As if he didn’t notice. =-=
He walked forward, till he stood at the edge of the window and looked down.
“Bastards,” he muttered.
“Everything alright?” I asked as I peeped out the window, where I could see my daisy garden. Glass was scattered all over them, glinting in the sun making my daisy look magical. Or so I liked to believe.
“Oh, just look at the pretty flowers,”
Jae Hyun looked at me for a moment.
“Ji Hye, we should go someplace else. It’s not safe here either,” he said.
“But I just started school. Oh yeh, what’s with you and Tae Suk? he came to me today and he was pissed off at you,”
“You would not understand Ji Hye,” he said as he pulled out his bedsheet and hung it across the window.
I sat down on a chair as I watched him stick the edge along the window pane, covering up the breeze that was coming through.
“When did you say you heard this Ji Hye?” he asked as he began to clean up his room.
“Umm…as I was opening the gate.” I replied and got down to help him.
“Why didn’t I hear it?” he said to himself. “From now on Ji Hye, don’t go anywhere without me.”
I protested.
“It’s your fault. You forgot to pick me up!”
“I didn’t forget. I just couldn’t be bothered.” He commented as he threw his books on his desk without even tidying it up. “You’re not a child you know.”
“But what if I had gotten lost?”
“I said you’re not a child. So you wouldn’t get lost. Besides, you didn’t.”
“You just told me not to go anywhere without you! And you’re telling me to go home by myself,” >_>
“No that was BEFORE I realised we have a hooligan running in this neighborhood.”
“ARGH You don’t make sense!” I was getting angry that he acted so casually about everything.
He sighed.
“Just grow up Ji Hye.”
“What do you mean? I just-“
“JUST SHUT UP!” he shouted as he angrily flipped the bed to it’s proper position.
“FINE!” I shouted and stomped out of his room. “URGH!”
I knew he was shaken up from what had happened to his room, but I couldn’t help but get pissed at him.
“That moron,” I muttered as I lay back on my own bed, plugged in my earphones and fell into a nap, listening to music.

When I woke up, I was home alone.
I had a quick shower, changed out of my uniform.
Going downstairs, I opened the fridge, looking for any dinner.
Sure Jae was pissed at me, but he wouldn’t starve me right?
I was wrong. There was only milk in the fridge. Opening the refrigerator, there was ice-cream, frozen fish and…wait a minute…
ICE CREAM!
I lunged at it, afraid it might just run away.
Vanilla. My favourite.
I took out two tubs of it.
Grabbing a spoon, I settled myself in front of the television and dug in.
This would have to be my best dinner ever.

05|| What’s your name again?
I groaned heavily for the 9th time as I dragged myself from class. The day was finally over.
“What’s wrong” Eun Hyul asked as she walked out of the school yard with me.
“Too. Much. Ice cream.”
She turned to me and looked me in the eye.
“What flavour? You’ve GOT to tell me!”
“Umm…vanilla? My poor tum tum has been hurting ALL night!”
“VANILLA?” came Eun Hyul’s screeching answer. “Hye In liked vanilla too…”
O____O
Maybe Jae was right. We should move somewhere else. There is really no point at staying here at all considering the fact that my one and only friend is an obsessive freak.
Must get away, must get away…
“Umm…oohh the sky looks dark. I better get home. See you soon Eun Hyul. Bye” I said quickly before hurrying in the opposite direction and headed home.

As I made my way through the gate, I realised there was something wrong.
TERRIBLY WRONG!
I felt my breath quicken and my eyes watering. My heartbeat quickened and my palms went clammy.


I let out a slight gasp as I saw the horrendous state my daisies were in.
TRAMPLED!
WILTED!
NEGELECTED!
BLEEDINGGGGGG – well, one can try and imagine.

It must’ve been Jae I concluded. That dear, loving and oh-so-caring oppa! T_T
I stomped through the door, releasing my elastic band from my hair, more then ready to set a red mark across his face with it.
“YAHHH YOU KILLED MY DAISIES YOU @$%^@#$%$%!@#$@#@”
*flick
Bullseye!

“ARGH WHO DID THAT?” My victim cried, releasing a more intimidating line of curses then mine.
But I must say, it was a stupid question to ask considering the fact that I was standing right in front of him, fingers still poised in my verrrrrrrrry attacking and intimidating position.
My vengeance over my ruined daisies extinguished when he removed his hands and his face came into view.
Tattoo, piercings, flaring nostrils, shaking eyes, BIGGG head…
And buck teeth BAHAHAHHAAA

Buck teeth aside, he was scary. Not just any scary-cause there is some amount I can handle, this man was the REAL, AUTHENTIC scary with that don’t-mess-with-me face- well in my book anyways.

“You’ve got some nerve girl. Must be a relative of that fker then,” he said, and his voice did well to match his face.

“I..I well..” I took a step back.

He grinned the evil grin.
“And you were acting so high and mighty just a moment ago. Pathetic really. Just like Jae. Hey boys check this out! This b*tch knows that fker!”

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

SO PRETTY

Bad Guy - Joo

recently on a reunion with the japanese girls (ive yet to upload the photos gomene~), i fulfilled my new years resolution!!! thanks to Anna who guided me on the right path to buy maccarons that wont empty my wallet. i tried blue berry maccarons. they were nice.....but kinda over-the-top sweet. bought some for the group as well, but Jonina wasnt there so i ate her share :D
it was a very anticlimatic experience. i expected it to taste orgasmic.
but it wasnt. i loved the texture and colour though. that was so cute and WOW.
so now ive made a 2012 new years resolution. im ahead of time now XD yayy considering how much i tend to procastrinate, this would be a wise decision.
my 2012 new years resolution is to own a white pair of jeans!!
woo i have 2 years to do it. LOL ill probably buy it this sunday if i can find it. i need to save up some money first though!

also first round uni offers came in yesterday, i got the official offer today. RMIT Bachelor of Pharmacy! im excited. casue my atar wasnt that good for it, but i sent in a reference from Pulse Pharmacy to make up for it LOL. glad it worked out.

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Family Reunion

Today was an epic day with Nina-bitchy and Hoe Dong. our agenda? to eat waffles.
but it turned out to be quite an adventure. and i totally got my city experience.
it was a very memorable day, where every moment was a crackup. which therefore means, this is going to be long.

the day started off with me in bed.

time: 9.01
i was sleeping zzzzz and then i felt someone nudge me awake. then i heard laughing. i turn around and ninas there watching me sleep =-=. so i turn back around to keep sleeping and hten i realised OMFGGG NINAS ALREADY HEREEE. so i ZOOOOOMED out, peed, brushed me teeth, drank milk, got changed, got my bag, money whilst she sat there patiently..and made my bad (TY:D).

then our day began.
(OMGG OGMGOGMOMGOOG ON THE TRAIN, THERE WAS A ROBERT PATTINSON LOOKALIKE. and when i say lookalike i mean LOOK-EXACTLY-THE-SAME-ALIKE. he had a smaller face but he had the same shades, the same hair, same jaw, same lips, same nose.)
we arrived at melbourne central clock to meet up with ol' granny. and i saw something REALLLLLLLY HAHAHAHAHAHAH AWW AHAHA
you know how the clock has birds coming out of it at every hour? well it was 10 and it was SOOO FUNNNNNY.
cause nina and i were waiting in front of the telstra store and i looked at it for a while and there was NOOO ONE INSIDE. IT WAS DARK AND EMPTY. but then when the birds startedd CHEEPING CHIPCHIP all of a sudden THE LIGHTS CAME ON, AND THESE PEOPLE FROM INSIDE THE STORE SUDDENLY CAME RUNNING OUT AND OPEND THE DOORS.
it was sooo funny.
its like "honey the birds are cheeping! lets open up!!"
HOW CUTEEEE. regulating your store according to the birds cheeping. HAHAHAHHA their clock is the MC CLOCK!! imagine closing down. HAHAHAHHA
well anyways that was a sign that hoedong was late so we hit off to borders until she came.

time: 10.20
we started heading off to eat at the waffle place. and omg the store looked pretty run down, but there was a really pretty french boy serving. at first glance i was just like mehhhhhh until he spoke french. then omggg he suddenly looked so handsome.
well the waffles were delicious. and we sat on green benches to furthur enhance our tourist-like souls. yes thats right, GINGERS HAVE SOULS!

afterwards we headed off down the street (where i mistook flinders street (?) for chinatown) and stumbled into a random plaza....with japanese stores and a cooking house of freaky barbies. we saw Japanese paper. Jonina: psh i could make that! Give me a printer!
coming out of the other side, we furthur ambled around and i bought a random skirt, becuase the weather was too hot and humid for jeans. and i got changed in the change rooms LOL.(jonina went "psh i could make that!) feeling much cooler, we went into this weird european-like area, where the tiles are black and white (i dunno where it was). weaving in and out of the random stores (saw babushca dolls: jonina"psh i could make that!) , we came across this place that sells witchcraft, candles and dead cats. ok not the cats. there was a wheel of fortune sort of thing there in this spooky chapel-like room so jonina was like LETS TRY IT. so we did (with nina clinging onto the steps superstitiously afraid LOL)
we had to drop a coin in a slot, ask a question, spin the wheel (jo: psh i could make that!), and whatever number comes up, we get a piece of paper with that number. pretty clueless about what to ask we decided to all ask "WILL I GET A BOYFRIEND" cause we're that desperate (any guy out there interested please call 1800 get-a-life). i got the number 13 (UNLUCKY MUCH?)
and my fortune tell was pretty shit. it basically told me to LET GO OF MY PAST, get over myself and the people i know. and go through a "rebirth". well eff you! my spell was to LIGHT A PURPLE CANDLE FOR 7 DAYS. =-=
jonina's basically said shes gonan have hot steamy sex iwth everyone and make babies. she gets to light 4(?) candles (jo: psh i could make that!).
nina's suggested her to become a loner for her prince charming will come. she got TWO pretty candles.
I GET ONEEEE!! FOR A WHOLE WEEEK. WHAT IS THIS? I CAN AFFORD MORE YOU KNOW. T_T

but spells and cane toads aside, i went up an elevator (by myself :O) and saw a bridal store. running down to the girls we decided TO FAKE A WEDDING TO TRY ON THE DRESSES. it was an impulsively stupid idea but hey we were bored. we decided none of us could be the bride. we were too young, too stupid. and we were too old to be flower girls. so we settled with bridesmaids. our profile of hte bride was a 24 yr old Vanessa, who is Jonina's sister. and we awkwardly walked in.
THE DRESSES WERE SOOO PRETTTTY!!! we recieved a welcome by the storeowner. which was when we stuffed up
HER "hi girls looking for a dress?"
"yes Jonina's sister has a wedding soon. we're bridesmaids"
HER "ohhh ok. you should bring her in some time...."
"yeah we're still looking around first"
HER "oh whens the wedding"
"......................um its still a while *GIGGLE"
NINA "yeah we're just overly excited *GIGGLE"
HER "um ok. we'll just get our assistant to help you with measurements"
*uh oh*
so we quickly ignored her comment and walked ot the dresses. but she came back and was talking about how itll take 3 months nad getting measurements etc. so we left around 5 minutes later... and laughed out nuts off outside.

then we decided to go in the elevators. and THE ELEVATOR WAS CLEARRR SO WE COULD SEE THE MALL. i turned to tqake a quick snap of Nina nad Jonina but the elevator already opened. so we clicked the top floor. BUT THENNNNN i wanted a photo with Nina so we clicked hte bottom floor and tok a snap. BUT THENNNNN the elevator opened to soon so we clicke dup and took a photo. clicked down then took a photo. until Jonina saw a secuiry guard coming so we had to leave our dear elevator and leave hte mall...and laughed our nuts off outside. he must have seen the elvator going up then down and up and down and up and down and up and down. =-=

time: 12.45
i had my first Boost experience. Berry Crush kids size! and i couldnt even finish it. so much liquid and pulp! but it was nice.
we reached Chinatown. with no real purpose there, we walked through to ...some store with asian stuff. where i bought and gave Jonina her present. TAEYANG AND SNSD. PACKAGE DEAL. 9 GIRLS 1...MAN.
after some more fooling around we decided to do something sensible...go to Myer and try on their expensive-no-way-on-earth-am-i-buying-that clothes. we had three dresses each, but due to the longass queuelines for hte change rooms, we had to leave cuase we were taking too much time. Nina found a dress though so we were productive!! on a side note, we touched a $7200 military jacket. (jo: psh i could make that!) A thrilling experience indeed. :D
we checked out the Mac makeup where we were welcomed by an astonishingly flashy make-up-endorsing "man" and i sugar coated myself, with PRICERY PERFUME. HEAPS AND HEAPS ALL LAYERING ON TOP OF ONE ANOTHER. equating to the shittest smell ever. it was a very harry potter experience (long story). then we left myer...and laughed our nuts off outside.

time 1:15
we somehoe ended up in the State Library in the Games room with the kids. and we made a very beautiful picture! which ill upload when i get uncapped.
until we got kicked out. KIDS ONLY
"do you guys have a kid with you?"
jonina's mishearing "do you guys have a charger?" =-=
so we moved. and then explored the top floors of the library. where i accidently flahsed to a security camera and Jonina studied my toenail.
the displays were actually really interesting. like, the was this headless doll. and a barbie all chopped up. and a hairy emu's feet, dead rats (a lot) and the incoherent mumblings of a dead man's letter.

time: god knows what
after Jonina "refreshed" herself, she got hungry. so we headed to MC'S foodcourt (my first time) and ate and talked and ate. then we decided to explore some more. a few shops after, we came to the newly built Forever New, with the grand stairs and funky music. lol. here, i was called a "fob", Jonina was called a "bee" and Nina...escaped criticism :D. i was also inspired to find my perfect blingy clutch to use as my everyday wallet. CUASE I LOST MINE. im still looking. im currently using a swisspers clutch. cause im that stylish. yes thats right, a swisspers clutch, they exist. after sifting through a lot of $100+ clothing, re-enacting a lovers reunion, and Ninna's failed attempt to open a clutch, it was time for Jonina to go. *BUM BUM BUM!!!!*
but on our walk back, we bumped into Typo and spent another half hour or so there, looking at birthday cards, looking at "wankers",self-insulting "proverbs" and likening ourselves to them, drawing connections and drawing similiarities to our own face...

time: 4:30ish
goodbyes and Nina and I boarded our trainback.

time: 5:....
Arriving at Fairfield station, there was still 2o minutes till our bus came so we decided to fulfil Nina's childhood dream, a dream she had clutched onto since she was a mere zygote! a dream that only she can conquer! A DREAM, THAT WILL HAVE THE WORLD ON ITS FEET! APPLAUDING! SUPPORTING HER EVERY STEP!! URGING HER! YOU CAN DO IT!!! ok im overdoing it. (but it was Nina's dream)
what we did was pretty amazing in my eyes.
the bus that was due in 20 minutes was on the opposite side of the road. casuse it stil had numerous stops to go before it reached the other side of the road (which we were at) we boarded it!! it was a mere coincidence that it was the same bus though. but it was fun!! we saw a polite man!

time: 5.24 and 23 seconds (or was it...?)
Nina got offf at her stop, and I, one stop after.

PHEEEEEE-EW
it was a very tiring day, but i didnt realise i was tired till i was home.

looking back, we realised that
no plan = THE BEST plan
we planned to go to eat waffles, but that wasnt even the highlight of our day. it was just a warmup.
we didnt go to any omg-wowwww places, there was no scenery, no sparkly vampires and no free food. in fact, a hobo couldve been where we went. or a whole group of them! but we still managed to make the most out of the most mundane things.
and its made me realised that fun isnt in where you are, what youre doing or what youve bought, its in who youre with and basically ANYTHING that makes you laugh your nuts off... like that ugly dress over at Wayne Cooper.

Monday, January 10, 2011

crazy grandmother

Jonina says (4:52 PM):
SO SHIT SAN EE!
San e's face makes me laugh
it's soo dopey
UHHHHHHHHHHH says (4:52 PM):
=-=
Jonina says (4:52 PM):
and dorkey
UHHHHHHHHHHH says (4:52 PM):
AND YOU SAY IT LOOKS LIKE MEE
Jonina says (4:52 PM):
and he's a RAPPEr!?
UHHHHHHHHHHH says (4:52 PM):
LOLLL
Jonina says (4:52 PM):
LOL x1000
LOL
Jonina says (4:53 PM):
his face is like a joke!


and she tweeted him..saying "my friend @uyenhua looks like you!"

==

2011!! XD

IM ALIVE!!! woooo
so my new years started off with a bang (ie. fireworks). and then silence and boredom ensued. hahaha im so interesting.
sooo since its the year 11
im going to have 11 new year resolutions
which therefore makes it not a new year resolution
cuase thats too much
ok.
my 2011 TO-DO LIST :D
1. try a macaroon - ive been meaning to since i saw it on masterchef but i have no idea where they sell these
2. im already stuck..

ok i give up. itll be my new years resolution.
my new years resolution is to eat a macaroon!
man thats boring. the experience better be worth it.i hate cookies so it better not taste like that.

i was gonna add "to finish everything i start" but im afraid that might make me not want to start anything in fear of having to finish it.lol

Saturday, January 8, 2011

dedicated to the SMC girls! :)

so this post was meant to be posted last year but i was struck down with a severe case of CBF-syndrome and ive been rendered useless since then. hopefully, you guys still remember who i am :X if not, think twilight.
anyways
i dont really know how to go about this but THANK YOU ALLL. thank you for putting up with me :D. there were many ups and downs through highschool. for any downs, i sincerely apologise and for all the ups, YOU GUYS MAKE ME HIGHHHHH.

only a handful would read this i know but THANK YOU!
for making highschool much more durable. thank you for the fun memories year 7 - 12. to list JUST A FEW..

year 7 - kicking people out of the group (ok that wasnt fun, but it was memorable), the creation of the POISONBERRY, and the viral D+
yr 8 - the real game, flavia got me into fanfics kpop
yr 9 - scaring vivs cabin with the RING HAHAHAHA and crystal hugged the bedpost? sarah killing the spiders, BLUE TITS, writing HEAPS of letters (i still have them lisa)
yr 10 - TWILIGHT NEW MOON ECLIPSE BREAKING DAWN EDWARD CULLEN, dancing grass, the toilet vent, spitting mandarin pips at crystal <3, feeding my sisters friends dirty food (wasnt my idea)
yr 11 - creation of PUKUMUN, my edukingdom pen lived and died, spagetti and cherry tomatos
yr 12 - retreat, and of course, the many common room mishaps "god its like a farm here"

so i wanna thank you girls for being the unique and funky, bigass, cool, crazy, nuts group that we are.

thank you Nina for always being there for me, when shit hits the fan, you make me feel better. Youre like my umma, unni and... unicorn :D i promise i wont randomly turn up at your doorstep to try out your aircon again LOL

thank you Phuong for STILLLLLLL seeing me as the little one. =-= and fixing up pukumun's cooking mishaps. and i dont know if you remember, but thanks for always walking with me to the library back when i was a nerdy bookworm. :)

thank you Jonina for the many many laughs. you have the best calls and im soo sorry for victimising you. other than that, thank you for being such a caring friend. i was really touched that time you stood up for me.

thank you Crystal for being such a sweet friend and spitting mandarins at me. you let me hit you, in fact, you dont even notice ==. and sorry about the slit eyed cat LOOOOL you have gorgeous eyes :D ps. your stop motion thing is SO cool. you have a talent. MAKE HEAPSS UNTIL YOU BECOME A PARTNER OF YOUTUBE. then you can make money. ka-ching!

thank you Morgan for helping me out through out the year. You're so funny and its hilarious when you laugh and your face turns purple, smart and always willing to lend a helping hand, thank god. i love U2. and OMGG just noticed (U2 HAS THE NUMBER TWO IN IT!!)

thank you Steph for those challenging minesweeper games, bithcing about umat with me and simply being awesome. it was fun sitting behind you in methods like a stalker...and seeing your hair colour change a lot lol.

thank you Anna Thuy for trusting in me and making me smile when i walk into the plaza now. spending hours in kmart, making great use of the coles refridgerators, and providing the chip store with a healthy income has been one of the highlights of yr 12 for me. :)

thank you Lisa FOR MAKING MY FACEBOOOOOK!! omggg that saved my life from an endless pool of boredom. thank you for being the nice, random CRAZY friend that you are. dont change. betch ;)

thank you Sarah for pointing out my hearts look like titties - which they dont. and im sorry for slapping your vagina a billion times. and im sorry that im not gonna stop...that aside, im grateful i was able to sit next to such a distracting girl in my tsfx classes ;)

thank you Nhuy FOR BEING A BAD INFLUENCE. you made me slap vaginas, openly discuss my D+ and call my edward by edwarts :(. thank you for HAHAHAHAHAing at my face , and making time go by faster. lets play hangman again someday.

thank you Tuyet, for changing my perception of trees, and doing stupid things with me. like copying the name REBEKAH (remember that?) im sorry i punched you in the eye...but thank you for being my first experience :D. when you become a famous smart person, ill get to say "this hand touched her". <_< ahh dont kill me master

thank you PV for always being up for a game of MS. I CANT BELIVE YOU GAVE AWAY OUR VOODOO DOLLLL. that little purple shit. i always laugh when i remember you hammering away at the machine.

thank you Elizabeth for letting making my minesweeeper stats look so good. :D LOL YOU SUCK but i love you. who knew, all it took was a game to let out your wild side. YOU CAN SING DIRTY SONGS TO ME ANYTIMEEEE <3 and maybe one day, i wont call you a dirty freak. ill sing along.

thank you Giani for...um...HII. *gay drops phone. thank you for the many laughs and makin gme fall on my butt. no ones bashed me like you have. i probs have yellow skin from the bruises you give me. (DON TBASH MEE) its made me stronger ...sort of.

thank you Olivia for being team ZERO. this way, we can fight to the end. ok nvm...i remember i used to give you the nickname "ANIMATION-BOY-LOVER". well look at me now lol. btw, i saw your new haircut in a photo. it looks really nice. youre soo photogenic.

thank you Diana for being my DARLING!! our darlings are out of season btw. :( you infertile bitch. anyways, thank you for being faithful to me (please note: im turning a blind eye) and showing me photos of lucius malfloy LOL. READ TWILIGHT ALREADY MAN. ill love oyu even more (A)

thank you Thanh, for making yr 10 so distracting for me with OMGPOP AND KANAME SENPAI. <3 kaname. i miss us killng flies together. and cuase my mum always came first, you were always sitting there surrounded by dead flies LOL HAHAHHAA. we're too old for that now. :(

thank you Anita, for ALWAYS being so bubbly and violent. like a true son. remember that page you filled ofr me in year 8? in that book i had. well it really touched me. YOU HAVE A TALENT WITH YOUR WORDSSS you write so sweeeetly . and thanks for shoving me onto the road LOL. and stepping on my hobo donut...hahah

thank you Mai for being like..one of the rare people i can talk about edward with. we havent been able to catch up much after our classes were split :( but im glad we share the same love <3 for mr cullen.

thank you Cynthia for making me not want a "best friend". you can have her. ill miss walking to school everyday and seeing you sit in front of my locker. and then telling you to move. LOLL

thank you Anna for those busman classes. HAHAHAH they were a crack up. the dullest class ever but you and Jane always made it better.with the not so secret secrets. and checking out hte teachers ass. LOLLLL HAHAHAH.. ok that was just me but you were amused too.

thank you Vivian for those heated arguments in accounting class. you molester. and for being my yr 11 english buddy. didnt you jst love those classes, listening to the teacher talk about China and remember.. AUNG SANG SUU KYI.

thank you Maria for teaching me xiao mei and gui la. LOL i was workign at pulse and someone said gui la. and i understood. it was thrilling...somewhat. you'll always be my kiddo, even if you turn 111 (edwards age). PS lets watch HP over msn agian :D

thank you Kathy for RUINING MY CHEM BOOK WITH UGLY CATS. dont worry, i threw it out. thank you for being my eyes when i was half blind, and failing to answer my stupid questions. you were such a funny seat buddy. one day, ill draw you a cat. a pink cat.

and thank you Me, for surviving year 12 and coming out hte other side, riddled with battle mark scars and the mentality of a warrier. ok im kidding. i am my own downfall with the lack of motivation or spirit to do my hw. hopefully, that will change. but thank you me for graduating. i have qualified the VCE.


well, that took longer then expected. and i started off sincere but halfway through i just lingered off and started recalling memories instead. :D and this is not a farewell btw in case it sounds like one.
yeah thats right, you cant get rid of me that easily.:P

well point is
if i were a fat kid, you guys would be the cake.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
okay not funny ._.