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melbourne, Victoria, Australia
30/03/1993 i like music, reading, minecraft and i like youtube :) nice to meet you, twitter.com/uyenhua

Friday, December 27, 2013

why arrows is a shit show

yeah thats right. spoilers.
so i had the absolute pleasure of watching arrows cause ive spent so long in captivity (sick). my firend said there was a character in there that reminded him of me so by my own vanity, i watched the first season.
i seriously dont know how much more of this i can take. so many flaws. ill list a few
1. character development sucks shit. We hardly get a chance to love these characters at all. they introduce us to oliver, who i guess gets his own backstory throughout the entire show but eveyrone else..theyre just props. his 'partner' diggel or whatever is hardly a partner. he's treated like a butler LOL. everything is just too plot driven and the characters lack so much depth that you dont care for them.
not to mention the lack of character growth and building. they all stay the same throughout all the episodes and theres no change. it gets to the point hwere you can predict everything becuase their characteristics are so stone set that theres no room for change.

2. the action sequences. like i get that he's super cool with his bow and arrow etc but its the same action EVERY single time. he shoots and the weapon falls from the enemy's hand then he goes YOU AHVE FAILED THE CITY then they get scared 'OH SHIT ITS THE HOODED CUNT' etc etc. ive basially summed up the show for you in one sentence. would it hurt to change it up a bit?
not to mention all the shooting. EVERYONE is so trigger happy. and such bad aim too. i thought cops were trained, i thought assassins were trained, i thought bulky, scary looking, thug gangsters were trained. and come onnnnn, like 60 shots get fired and not one hits target? loll. whats the point in owning a gun? only oliver seems to be able to shoot anyone. so not much suspense or good action during those scenes. just PEW PEW PEW 'AHH THE HOODED CUNT' 'YOU HAVE FAILED THE CITY'

3. eveyrone is so dumb. LOL. they dont have a brain.

4. how annoying is laurel? shes so dramatic. actually all the chicks in the show are dramatic. laurel particularly. just irritates me to no end. someone just kill her off.

5. the plot points dont change. theres no variety. same issues. same type of enemies. same method of resolution. same reactions, same lines, same shit.
im gonna make a comparison with Revenge, since the two shows kind of have the same mojo going on. Revenge started off with structured episodes like Arrows, but then it veered off when things got complicated, different characters got involved, emotions etc.
Arrows sticks to the eliminate everyone in the book goal like sticky rice.

oh man im like so demotivated i cant even talk further about the show. its just shitty LOL. bye


im back to add one further point.

oliver. he is too picture perfect to be likeable. he has his whole chiselled jaw, perfect facial hair, battle scars on a perfect body. he's emotionally damaged but if you pull a 'YOU HAVE TO OPEN YOURSELF UP TO SOMEONE *stomp*' on him, he will tear up and give you a heart wrenching story of his life. what kind of flaw is that? and his strong sense of justice, LIKE NO ONE CAN KILL PEOPLE BUT ME BY ACCIDENT. and NO ONE TOUCHES THE PEOPLE I CARE ABOUT. and 'I NEVER LEFT THAT ISLAND' yeah shut it LOL.
he's too flawless. doesnt work.
his damsel in distress just needs to call him and he will drop everything to be a knight in shining armour. mehhhhhhh

Sunday, December 22, 2013

getting coal

ive been trapped at home with bed rest as per incompetent dr. (trust me she was, i dont label people incompetent for nothing). ive been too shitfaced to get outo f bed anyway. 
i got hit with ranodm infections on sunday and toay is sunday which means its been a week z z feels like 10 years. makes me feel so dirty having all these bugs urghhhhh. i miss health. just wanna bitch slap my poor excuse of an immune system. tho i guess all these infections ahve beat me to it. (get it?)
i had kk with the group on thursday. which was good :) but then when i went to start up my car and go meet my incompetent doctor, it wouldnt start. then hell ensued under the scorching over-enthused sun. with my sullen face and sweaty body i missed a tram and awaited another. as if that wasnt enough some indian guy started hitting on me as if i wasnt already greasing him off. (not racist or anything, but why do indian guys always hit on me? its sooo random because indian guys arent my type and i sure as hell dont want to be theirs) 
once i got to the drs, the receptionist asked me which doctor i wanted to see. i was like 'not fussed :)' not knowing i just lay out my own death bed. the receptionist goes 'oh ok! ill let you see dr. irgjljsgr. she'll be very happy to see you, she hasnt seen a patient in ages!! shes just sitting in her room! :)' 
i was all smiles. she was all smiles. 
until i saw the doctor. man i can see why shes not popular. she looked so bored to see me. didnt know what she was talking about either. i cracked a few jokes and tried to get a good dr-pt relationship going on but nah she wasnt having it haha. which got a part of me worried becuase i always like to have my drs emotionally invested in me so that theyll be more inclined to give me the best damn treatment LOL. but whatever! 
she wrote down some meds for me which for my own privacy i wont say. but they contraindiated with each other so i was like 'would it be better to start this after ive finished this course?' and she was like 'OHHH yes thank you for reminding me. you clever girl' 
i wasnt clever, it was common knowledge. so after taht i was like man not coming back, she needs to go back to school. 
so as i was leaving thought id give her a big grin to show my appreciation but nah she wasnt having that either. WHY ARE YOU A DOCTOR IF YOU DONT CARE FOR YOUR PATIENTS?! 

but after that was sorted i trammed back to my car. checked to see if it was working to which it wasnt so i called mum. we then called insurance who took their time. hours later im crying from exhaustion before some fucking allianz guy rocks up. i was relieved to see him until his cheery face started chuckling at my state. 
the insurance company i am with is merc so can i just say I FEEL LIED TO. i dont need some merc guy to rock up but if theyre affiliated with allianz, thats something the buyer should know. dont have an issue with allianz or anything, but still, it was suprising to see. i felt LIED TO. 
turns out my battery was messed up so he changed it over and viola, done. 
then i drove home, cried some more then slept. 
that was by far my worst day this year. good old 2013. squeezing in one extra misfortune. makes me think of mental health class. RESILIENCE YO.  im at the bottom of the ocean but im gonna leap out on a giant lobster or something. 
going to a diff doctor tmr to sort out some new symptoms that have arisen. i must have been a bad girl becuase this is all im getting for christmas :(  

Saturday, December 7, 2013

December!!!

Hiiii, we're in december! And look at us still communicating and shit. I am currently struggling to sleep, listening to crappy music and thinking random shit. Some things never change.
today was weirddd, I fell asleep at like 1:30am (would like to credit ethanol), woke up at 3am (goodbye ethanol), fell back asleep at 7am and woke up at 2pm.
My samsung chargers been coughing up a load of shit aka not charging my phone properly. Id have  more luck plugging it into a zesty lemon than anything. Ive got no time to go chase this up with someone (look at the state of my hair!). But I mainly hate having to be proactive in correcting a manufacturer's error. Like why must I inconvenience myself because of your fault (look at the state of my wallet!)? Im just lazy. Which is MY fault. Aw dayummm faults everywhere. Well id rather be lazy than not function properly. Take that charger. Im comparing myself to a charger. My sobriety cannot handle this.

Christmas is here! Pretty sure I drew a lame xmas card here this time last year. This year I wanna do something cool. Like sponsor a kid or some shit (do they take credit card?) Or maybe not buy myself a christmas gift like I do every other year. Baby steps right? Work my way up to plans of not-bipolar granduer(pharm jk). I plan to affect someones life in a positive way. Shouldnt be hard, I do it all the time (jksss).

New years is coming too! Time to make empty promises to myself. 2014 uyen! Youre gonna be a whole new improved person! Not gonna slack at school! Gonna achieve an awesome resolution! Gonna get fit! Gonna stop candy crushing! Gonna stop losing at the stupid game!
Im already pumped.