About Me
- UYENN
- melbourne, Victoria, Australia
- 30/03/1993 i like music, reading, minecraft and i like youtube :) nice to meet you, twitter.com/uyenhua
Friday, December 27, 2013
why arrows is a shit show
so i had the absolute pleasure of watching arrows cause ive spent so long in captivity (sick). my firend said there was a character in there that reminded him of me so by my own vanity, i watched the first season.
i seriously dont know how much more of this i can take. so many flaws. ill list a few
1. character development sucks shit. We hardly get a chance to love these characters at all. they introduce us to oliver, who i guess gets his own backstory throughout the entire show but eveyrone else..theyre just props. his 'partner' diggel or whatever is hardly a partner. he's treated like a butler LOL. everything is just too plot driven and the characters lack so much depth that you dont care for them.
not to mention the lack of character growth and building. they all stay the same throughout all the episodes and theres no change. it gets to the point hwere you can predict everything becuase their characteristics are so stone set that theres no room for change.
2. the action sequences. like i get that he's super cool with his bow and arrow etc but its the same action EVERY single time. he shoots and the weapon falls from the enemy's hand then he goes YOU AHVE FAILED THE CITY then they get scared 'OH SHIT ITS THE HOODED CUNT' etc etc. ive basially summed up the show for you in one sentence. would it hurt to change it up a bit?
not to mention all the shooting. EVERYONE is so trigger happy. and such bad aim too. i thought cops were trained, i thought assassins were trained, i thought bulky, scary looking, thug gangsters were trained. and come onnnnn, like 60 shots get fired and not one hits target? loll. whats the point in owning a gun? only oliver seems to be able to shoot anyone. so not much suspense or good action during those scenes. just PEW PEW PEW 'AHH THE HOODED CUNT' 'YOU HAVE FAILED THE CITY'
3. eveyrone is so dumb. LOL. they dont have a brain.
4. how annoying is laurel? shes so dramatic. actually all the chicks in the show are dramatic. laurel particularly. just irritates me to no end. someone just kill her off.
5. the plot points dont change. theres no variety. same issues. same type of enemies. same method of resolution. same reactions, same lines, same shit.
im gonna make a comparison with Revenge, since the two shows kind of have the same mojo going on. Revenge started off with structured episodes like Arrows, but then it veered off when things got complicated, different characters got involved, emotions etc.
Arrows sticks to the eliminate everyone in the book goal like sticky rice.
oh man im like so demotivated i cant even talk further about the show. its just shitty LOL. bye
im back to add one further point.
oliver. he is too picture perfect to be likeable. he has his whole chiselled jaw, perfect facial hair, battle scars on a perfect body. he's emotionally damaged but if you pull a 'YOU HAVE TO OPEN YOURSELF UP TO SOMEONE *stomp*' on him, he will tear up and give you a heart wrenching story of his life. what kind of flaw is that? and his strong sense of justice, LIKE NO ONE CAN KILL PEOPLE BUT ME BY ACCIDENT. and NO ONE TOUCHES THE PEOPLE I CARE ABOUT. and 'I NEVER LEFT THAT ISLAND' yeah shut it LOL.
he's too flawless. doesnt work.
his damsel in distress just needs to call him and he will drop everything to be a knight in shining armour. mehhhhhhh
Sunday, December 22, 2013
getting coal
Saturday, December 7, 2013
December!!!
Hiiii, we're in december! And look at us still communicating and shit. I am currently struggling to sleep, listening to crappy music and thinking random shit. Some things never change.
today was weirddd, I fell asleep at like 1:30am (would like to credit ethanol), woke up at 3am (goodbye ethanol), fell back asleep at 7am and woke up at 2pm.
My samsung chargers been coughing up a load of shit aka not charging my phone properly. Id have more luck plugging it into a zesty lemon than anything. Ive got no time to go chase this up with someone (look at the state of my hair!). But I mainly hate having to be proactive in correcting a manufacturer's error. Like why must I inconvenience myself because of your fault (look at the state of my wallet!)? Im just lazy. Which is MY fault. Aw dayummm faults everywhere. Well id rather be lazy than not function properly. Take that charger. Im comparing myself to a charger. My sobriety cannot handle this.
Christmas is here! Pretty sure I drew a lame xmas card here this time last year. This year I wanna do something cool. Like sponsor a kid or some shit (do they take credit card?) Or maybe not buy myself a christmas gift like I do every other year. Baby steps right? Work my way up to plans of not-bipolar granduer(pharm jk). I plan to affect someones life in a positive way. Shouldnt be hard, I do it all the time (jksss).
New years is coming too! Time to make empty promises to myself. 2014 uyen! Youre gonna be a whole new improved person! Not gonna slack at school! Gonna achieve an awesome resolution! Gonna get fit! Gonna stop candy crushing! Gonna stop losing at the stupid game!
Im already pumped.