URINE

my new years resolution was to drink 1.2L per day and buy mah bag. but the bag can wait, i can stress cc swipe it if by the 31st dec i sitll dont own it. but i will. i. will.
the 1.2L thing is kinda killing it. as if i didnt pee frequently enough already. im peeing all day everyday. haha! if this is what healthy feels like ill take a raincheck.
but peeing isnt so bad. this blog is not meant to be about peeing.
keeping count of how much water actually influences my other decisions. i shy away from coffee/tea because theyre diuretics. i wouldnt know how much water that would technically make me lose so i dont know how much extra to drink to compensate so i just dont drink it in general. hasssshtag ocd. alcohol makes you pee a tonne too, so au revoir. a girl can try.
it actually makes a difference tho. my lips arent so chapped anymore. i can tell becuase when i swipe my lip balm across, the application is smooth. like babies' ass. why is baby ass meant to be smoother than the rest of their body anyway? is it the urea from all the urine they keep cosy between those cheeks? can smooth ass factor be used to indicate infrequent nappy changes and therefore bad parenting? haha my kid would have the smoothest ass in the world. itll overflow to smooth back too. ew.