THE CRICKET

Crikey mate! haha not related to cricket but it sounds like cricket.
so my bffl vini took me and steve to the cricket last night. we are not fans of the sport so it was a whole new experience. i didnt really bother with photos because i think we all know what the cricket looks like right? its people on the field looking at a ball. one has a bat in his hand.
so you get in via a golden ticket with a barcode. they do bag checks too. i had some panamax in my bag which really excited the guy.
entering the mcg was like WOAH its so big! and we took seats at the front becuase i am a dingleberry and forgot to bring my glasses. the grass was really green, is it fake?
the players were all training on field still but i couldnt see much haha. they looked like little green munchkins bopping around.
there were scary mascots running around and pretty cheerleaders. like a realll match.
to commence the game, these fireworks came off and becuase i was at the front it scared the s.h.i.t out of me.
there were HEAPS of kids. some of them were really cute haha. i had an internal battle for about a minute about whether or not i could swear because they were EVERYWHERE. i decided to let loose anyway becuase im sure theyre used to it. what is sport without a little FUCK here and there? welcome to the 21st century. actually, tahts a massive improvement from gladiators slaughtering eachother.
it was fun watching the team i was supposed to support bat. esp when they hit a 4 becuase then fire came out everywhere which warmed me up (it was cold).
and hahahah everytime someone went out, theres this guy that comes out with the camera to capture every moment of glorious misery.
during breaktimes or whatever theres dance cam, kiss cam, air guitar cams etc. reminds me of america so bad lol. i wonder if someones been stupid enough to propose on cam here in australia tho lol.
and OMG there were thses high school cunts that throughout the WHOLE game kept nudging me and vini. we ignored it, but it got soo bad when steve went to pee. they called him 'the big guy' hahaha cause theyre all prepubescent fucks. when i turned around and asked them what they wanted, they were being all teasing and shit. like LOOK MOM IM SO COOL MESSING WITH GIRLS. but then they got all defensive and aggressive once they figured i was not amused. like omg did their parents even sign their permission slips for them to come here alone? i wanted to hit them so bad but my hits dont really do much damage so i figured i better not look pathetic. besides, itll dirty my hand.
our team lost (melbourne stars) haha. i didnt really get competitive during the match, i kind of lost interest. cricket is not my thing haha. but it was kind of cool, id probably go again if my friend wanted me to. i only really went because she LIVES for it so i wanted to see what the hype was all about. and so i can understand what she's saying half the time.

and yeah, thats what i got from the cricket. cool atmosphere. maxwell was a shit player so i dont like him. i liked the captain and luke wright. they seemed to hold the team.