ive been listening to justin beiber's mistletoe. its hilarious and i dont know why.
this morning, we all woke up (well duh) and opened presents. i have a youngest sister who still believes in Santa so we had to be all "OMGOSHHH WHAT DID SANTA GIVE YOU?! OMG REALLY? THOSE? OH WOW, HE'S SO FUNNY!" i kind of feel sad cause this is probabnly the last year she'll believe in santa claus. she's getting old mate. i wish i could believe in santa!! i hate being the one creeping at night and tripping over fucken electrical cords that NO ONE BOTHERED TO PLACE SAFELY ASIDE.
unfortunately our xmas tree is small this year, becuase we all got lazy. lol. tbh ive been in the worsst mood recently (no idea why) but everyone's enthusiasm, friends' text messages, festive pics on fb, bonnie's saliva all over my face and joyful christmas carols are really rubbing off on me. my faves are Frosty the snowman and Last Christmas. Frosty is always such a tear jerker. frosty will melt after christmas :( HE DIES. HE ONLY LIVES IN CHRISTMAS TIME. ISNT THAT JUST SO SAD?! My boss recently told me what Frosty means to a guy. but im going to pretend i dont know and enjoy the innocence of the song.
and last christmas i just like becuase its so hilarious. who the hell decides christmas is the perfect time to profess your heart to someone? and then decide to give it to someone else the next christmas? WHY ODNT YOU DO THAT SOME OTHER DAY? WHY CHRISTMAS? THERE ARE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS DURING CHRISTMAS. and as if tarnish the day forever with harsh memories of rejection LOL. == and to give it to someone else? is this someone desperate...
but moving on, after the presents, my sises and i decided to watch a horror movie called Girl, Interrupted. its about a girl (who gets interrupted) who is admitted into a psychiatric ward after attempting suicide and there she meets heaps of crazy people and you can imagine all that goes on. it was kind of disturbing. angelina jolie was like anorexic in that movie. you could see eveyr bone in her body! there was also a patient in there who was addicted to taking laxatives, and yet doesn't eat anything either. it kind of reminded me of osmeone. i hope she is able to recognise that today is christmas, and to find some joy or comfort. or to at least have a day free of pain.
i sent everyone a christmas text today saying something along the lines of 'MERRUCHRISTMASEVERYONGLAKJGKRLJWLG' and i am highly amused by the amount of texts i got back that consisted of 'MERRYCHRISTMASUYENALKJRGKRJEG' 'MERRYXMASKLJLRKEAJG' and 'AKLEJRGLAJREGREOAGREJG' words cannot express how delighted i am except KAJERKGELKGAOWJGLKRHGA/K;EWJGERBJH!!!! (theres a typo in there somewhere)
i also made the discovery that my sister plays minecraft! :O the youngest one. YOU KNOW WHAT, IM GOING TO FIND OUT HOW OLD SHE IS. AND REMEMBER IT. ILL ASK HER RIGHT NOW.
so she's 11. my 11 y/o sister plays minecraft! she plays it with her 'guy friends' whatta tom boy. like shut up, you're 11 theres no such thing as guy friends or girl friends. everyone is just sexless and a friend your age. and she knows things aboutminecraft hat III know!! its soo weird!!! she started tlaking about creepers and enderman and i nearly shat myself (not really, ew). its sooo weird! and she watches minecraft channels on youtube that i do! SO WEIRDDD LOL. what if i have more in common with my sister than i first thought ?
i have not had a single candy cane this month. :(
im talking to a friend on steam atm and he's typing sooooo slow (cause of something about xbox controllers?) and its so cute! maqkes me want to say something very provoking or mean and aggravating to be of annoyance. since you wont be able to respond fast enough.
ive taken to reading The Difference Between a Wolf and a Sheep again. for those of you who knew me in high school, muahahha yes!! its still not finished but i decided to give it an other go becuase i love it and i want to do the things i love :)
lol ive got korean ballads blasting from my music player. what are those things called. music players? the thing where you can plug your phone or CD into it. CD PLAYER? music player. stereo player. those machines with speakers coming out of them. and its making me feel like im actually writing something really important and heartbreaking. like im writing a REALLY SAD HEART WRENCHING BREAK UP LETTER. and then you zoom in and its just a blog about nothing. LOL ill go into a cafe with my laptop, turn this song on and type REALLY FAST AND FURIOUSLY at my laptop and then occasionally sob and wipe my tears with a tissue and then sscream WHYYYY UEEEE (or however koreans spell it).
ok, ill stop blogging about nothing now. i must depart and continue celebrating. MERRRRRY CHRISTMAS. FELIZ NAVIDAD. BUON NATALE. CHUC MUNG GIANG SINH. HAPPY CHRISTMAS. SI VU PLAIT. NI CHIU SHEN MA?
to friends and family, thank you for the presents - they make me laugh, and thank you for your company.
i have decided to birth to the world, my very own Santa. i spent a while on this, it was quite fun. windows has updated their paint.
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