phone snooping, shame on you

hello all! how is everyone? the weather has been very cold and rainy today (by our standards: shit). my hair got a good dousing of acid rain. nothing like some more chemicals to help me bald a little faster.

but anyways, i don't understand phone snooping. a few friends have been looking through my phone messages these past weeks, months i dunno and i am darn right annoyed. and im annoyed at myself too for having such a delayed reaction to it. and for even giving them the benefit of the doubt.
what shits me the most though isnt that you're going through my texts - i've got nothing to hide. Its the fact that you attempt to cover it up. like 1. im not that stupid and 2. you're not being suspicious at all. not only that though, but it tells me that you're breaching your own values, that you KNOW what you're doing is wrong, but you're doing it anyway. and you're doing it to ME. thank you for that confirmation of our mutual trust, comrade.
dont complain about not being able to trust or respect people when you cant even respect my trust and respect in you. a huge part of me wants to go "please dont look through my messages, why?" *RAGE, but the part that controls my actions wants to let it go. in friendship, relationships, anything, you shouldnt have to voice something as simple as that. i want to see how low you can go. cause actions like these say a lot - a lot more than hugs and kisses would. if you respected me enough, or respected me at all, simple things like this shouldnt have to be said.
(its like..cheating. when you have a boyfriend for example, you shouldnt have to keep an eye on him or tell him to be faithful. if he cheats, dont evne bother to stop it. just discard. someone who respects you enough wont, orr the bastard will at least break up with you first. lol massive side track)

your attempt at covering up is an admission of fault. you know you just did something iw ouldnt appreciate. that kind of shits me. if you were clueless about how people perceive text scouring to be a breach of privacy, then okay, ill drop it like its nothing. but to know and do it anyway? it says a lot about who you are as a person. im not a wonderfully perfect friend or anything - im far from it, but i still can't even fathom looking through my friend's texts in that kind of way, or even looking through his/her phone in general. its like..so blatantly obvious that you just dont do that shit to a friend. (trolling i can understand - a bit too well)

and i question your motives. let me assure you: no i do not work for the government, no i dont text any famous people, no im not spreading hate about you, no im not a social butterfly with deets on the next party, no 'messages - inbox' is not the same as 'safari', no i do not know the President Barack Obama (i can see why you'd thinkwe're bffls though), and no my friends wont appreciate you reading my texts with them. if you like reading so much, go read a book. maybe a spicy detective novel could pique your interest? or 50 shades of grey? (spoiler: theres a phone snooping scene. she feels horrible for doing it, but it was an accident. argument ensues anyway)

under this layer of mandatory annoyance that i feel, i silently feel weirdly entertained too. are you insecure? whats wrong bub?
or maybe you want my weaknesses? ill just list em right here for your convenience: i will most likely die if you stab my vital organs, other than that im superman. ive never really though about my weaknesses.
dont you dare hurt my friends.
or maybe you want to know my friends. feel free to! just as a quick tip, i think they keep texts for their eyes only
or maybe you're just bored. even then, covering it up makes it all look a bit i dunno. you cant blame me for going huh? (followed by URGHHHH ARGH)

and yeah. i feel so much better. it didnt make me sad or anything, just highly frustrated by your actions. and now i feel better. i feel, free from worry. and btw, if you're gonna keep prying when you think i dont know, feel free to keep doing so, just know that ill know. no one should really have to control the way someone treats their trust.  so im not gonna attempt to change you. you wont be seeing a lot of me though.

and by 'you', i dont mean you personally. unless you're reading this and feeling guilty and/or enraged that ive insulted you..then yes, you is you. and if youre feeling enraged, HOW DARE YOU! i trusted you! we're over! lol jks, bit too dramatic. but srsly, why are you angry?

and not to sound so pompous and shit (bet that made me sound pompous and shit) but i forgive you. as in i dont hate your guts or any of that shit. you're the one losing your face here, not me. i will not however, forgive your actions. ill remember it.