First blog 2013!

Yesterday was NYE celebrations and I had a lot of fun. 

It started off slow, because the sun was still up and I was still sleepy. :( I got up at like..7!!!! My mum and I picked dad up from the hospital and at home, I decided to continue sleeping. When I got up, I was still sleepy and the sun was still up. 

LOL THIS IS SUCH SHIT STORY TELLING. 

But anyways, I woke up, and decided to eat. And then I scratched my arse. No I'm joking, don't get too excited there! I think I spent the day eating random shit around the house. And I drank shit that I'd left on my bedside table cause I ceebed throwing it out which is probably really unhealthy and unhygienic. SO WHAT, IM A MONSSSTER. 

Come 6 o'clock it was time to get changed and head out to city to see the fireworks. Usually, we're the last to arrive cause we're lazy and slow but when we arrived at Docklands, none of our other families were there.   A quick call confirmed that one side was even lazier than us, and the other side got into a massive argument and all were too stubborn to take initiative and say sorry. Long story LOL. 

So then my mum forced them out. I'm so sorry this is the worst story telling ever. 

But then they came. My cousins were in a bad mood so I decided to cheer them up by whipping out my ahhhhh-mazing orgasmic A-class camera (my shitty iPhone) and take some happy snaps. 

Us inside a tent. My youngest sister, my asian self, cousin, sister, cousin

There's nothing funner than bustling around trying to get the phone upright in time for the flash. I downloaded a fancy ap that takes like 10 photos and shoves it together. We all giggled at how retarded we look. 

It runs in the family

"Look constipated, diarrhea! You're drunk and then VOMIT!" 

We got so caught up that I forgot that we were in a public place, and all around there were people. To talk over the kids, I bellowed out "OK, FOR THIS SHOT, LOOK RACIST!!!" Oh the embarrassment. To explain, I didn't actually mean look racist as in racist. It had nothing to do with racism. It was an inside joke about my uncle and his false interpretation of a movie scene (long story) but the damage had been done. This is our 'racist' look

Sculled this shit

I bought jelly belly beans and cranberry juice. It is my unwritten tradition to buy these two because it's what I buy from the same store EVERY year come NYE.

The fireworks were mediocre this year, but I was amazed nonetheless. It was only 10 minutes long :( I remember during the time John So reigned, fireworks were massive!! 

Afterwards was a race to get home and sleep because nowadays I'm like a pregnant woman, constantly sleeping if something's not in my mouth. 

HAPPY NEW YEAR! 

A side note: who the hell decided this was a great idea. and who the hell went around taking photos of people's front door for security purposes. (its kind of ironic LOL)