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Thursday, January 31, 2013

Valaria Lukyanova

i was waiting for more lives on candy crush saga today, when i came across Valaria.

REAL LIFE BARBIE. My initial reaction of her was like ...ew that's messed up. (dont even get me started on the 'ken'), but like WOW.
the more i found out about her, the more interesting she became. She's a model from Russia who claims she tranformed herself via breast implants, make up and lots of dieting. LOTS of dieting. she says she is from a planet in outer space who landed among humans. her plan is to one day not need food in general and rely off the sun's rays for energy. she eats nothing, just drinks lol and plans to slowly stop that too when her body will let her. which is never lol. she tried to suicide when she was 14, and used to have an hourglass figure. she's also married. not to ken :(

the more i look at her, the prettier she becomes. her body looks really unhealthy and unreal, but it still looks so nice. lol. is there somethign wrong with me? she's fucking hot!

 but really scary.
i saw her youtube channel too, and without make up she looks sooo much better. like a real real barbie.
is this what perfection is? but its just so different from us that we see it as retardation?

the more pictures i see of her, the more awe struck i become because come onnn how many of us played with barbies as a kid? i LOVED my barbies to bits, so its kind of wowing to see your childhood favourite toy come to life and exist. its both amazing and creepy.

ken is a different story. he looks like a fugly duck. LOL he was too ceebs with working out so he got silicon muscles added all throughout his body and buttocks. then he fixed his face too.

valaria met with that ken and they both bagged the shits out of eachother cause of their different approach to dollness. she was all diet/make up while he was all surgery/cut+edit




she looks really sad in her videos though, she never smiles. i guess its hard having to cover up who you really are all the time. she doesnt seem to see how GORGEOUS she is with all thatmake up off. ive read a few things she writes about, and she just seems so insecure about herself and lonely. she says she was only depressed because planet earth is a bit boring for her. lol. she constantly needs to talk about her superficial exterior and reassure herself that she is beautiful, being of barbie proportions and all. you can change how you look all you want, but that wont change you inside. she's pretty messed up. but thats just my opinion.

she does look unlike every other model though. and hot but in a disturbing way. this is what i imagine the pretties to look like in Scott Westerfeld's series. :P

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